by Lujo on Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:18 pm
I wasn't even excited.
Ok, don't reply to this, or ban me or whatever, just read this, please:
If my endgame of a hour long video consists of me hopping floors to press a button incessantly (or rather alternates between that and stepping on static red dots) and this causes the boss to drop 3750 HP on it's own, it's fine, but how the devil do I comment on it?
Say it takes 5 minutes of me floor hopping and hitting the boss, what do I say while this is going on? I spend 55 minutes pulling every trick in the book to deal about 10000 damage total going through different stages of inventory management, glyph combo's, puzzley floors, trickshots, potions, god hopping, and then the endgame 5000 damage (accounted for resists) is just pressing one button and picking up bloodpools?
What do I say while this is going on? Yeah, I bet you're bored to tears, but at least you don't have to click for this stuff? Yeah, I've just used a single feature I haven't invested a second of gamplay effort in, but the game has depth, believe me? Yeah, this looks pretty ridiculous to me too, I've mentioned it around the forums but noone (EDIT) important seems to see anything wrong with it?
Do I just do it a bunch of times and put a black screen on with the caption "5 minutes later" on it and then just show the bosses corpse and reassure anyone who viewed it that nothing remotely interesting happened meanwhile?
Rendering this video for upload takes hours of my computers time, and I fixed every obstacle I had to making it. If I could get information on whether I could get a more presentable run in the near future, why waste all the time and effort on something which is an anti-comercial to a game I like?
And I can't write a guide which has a "All you've read an possibly tired out and liked is inferior to this bit here". Why bother with all the stuff that takes a bit of effort if there's something which doesn't? Numbers will change, but this thing was obviously unintentionaly broken in principle.
So, what I wanted to know was whether all this was intentonal, and I asked the only person who both could and might answer my question, and he did, and I have a life so I didn't post a ty in time. Who could answer that question except one of you guys, and who can decide whether to change or not change something? There's no ego here, bro, I tried to be direct and polite and to the point, and I got all I needed and was thankfull for it. What in the world is wrong with that?
I almost got pwned by Shifty Brickwork!