by Darvin on Sat Sep 15, 2012 2:28 am
Class: Warlord
Motto: It's just a fleshwound
Likes: Wading recklessly into combat against ludicrously dangerous enemies
Dislikes: That blasted inaccurate combat prediction
Favorite Race: Warlords are most often found amongst the sheer muscle power of the Orc, the spiritual fortitude of the Elf, or the good-old-fashioned Gnome-brewed courage juice. Attempts to breed a miracle hybrid of the three have thus far proven disgusting.
Religious Preference: I enjoy worshipping the pacifistic Mystera Annur because she lets me be more violent more often, and the completely unpredictable Jehora Jeheyu really gives me that stability and reliability I can count on, but nothing quite matches up to the ease and simplicity of the Glowing Guardian and his mountain of rules.
Professional Skills: Being able to fight effectively with a punctured lung, one kidney, half a liver, my colon strewn across the dungeon floor, and half a pint of blood remaining in my entire body. In fact, that's kind of a turn-on...
Class: Gorgon
Motto: Duuuuude... you're so stoned...
Likes: Statues, masonry, and all forms of stonework
Dislikes: Pidgeons and other things that poop on statues
Favorite Race: So long as your blood is cold enough to make ice sculptures, you're cool with me.
Religious Preference: I've got this thing for Binlor Ironshield; we have a shared interest in architecture and remodeling. Otherwise, I find good company with more violent deities like Dracul or Taurog.
Professional Skills: What other adventurer can literally claim to kill with a glance?
Class: Half-Dragon
Motto: If it doesn't burn, it can break
Likes: Smashing and burning; barbeques
Dislikes: Discovering the going price for your own hide at the local taxidermist
Favorite Race: It's a little hard to choose when the two sides of your family are busily devouring and smiting each other...
Religious Preference: We half-dragons tend to get along with Binlor thanks to our incredible might, but we also work well with Dracul or the Glowing Guardian.
Professional Skills: Being able to incinerate half your body while sending the other half crashing through a stone wall, leaving behind nothing but debris and the shattered remains of your skull.
Aaaand... I think the only one no one's done yet is the Sorcerer. Any takers?