Just got the Orc Monk victory. Didn't get the dagger OR HALPMEH, actually. Did get Midas Gloves, Crystal Ball, and used JJ prep. Two Health boosts, a Mana boost, Dragon Shield prep, and a well-timed Chaos Avatar did the trick, along with 84 piety Last Chance. That's why JJ can get away with having a large prep penalty; the key to JJ is getting him early. Guaranteeing him near your start position makes him worth almost anything, despite having what's probably the second highest prep cost after Tikki Tooki.
EDIT: And there's the "that was laughably easy" Goblin Assassin of Tikki Tooki with Yendor prepped run. 2x Edge, Dodging, Reflexes, a Poison level, descent with 96 piety, convert to MA, proceed to embarrass the lower level. Bonus points; I got the graveyard subdungeon with free Elven Boots. 20 mana + Mystic Balance = awful waffle rofl.