Halflings - all shennanigans all the time

Seems like every halfling build is a troll build that somehow ends up working. Back in the day we used to think of them pretty much only in terms of the triling (which, now that I think about it, was also pretty much a troll build), and only rather late in the beta when the trisword was finally put in a sensible place in terms of power level did I really get to discover the million and one silly stunt you can pull with halflings. Most of these do require various item and deity unlocks and while a few were discovered by thinking about it and then trying it out, most were discovered by screwing the PQI when it tried to screw me by setting me up with a halfling in various silly situations (also the Grimms Grotto quests had a LOT to do with it, they put me in the right frame of mind. Big, BIG props to the devs for those!).
So many people know about one or two of these, but these are all that I can think off of the top of my head, but there's probably more:
- A Halfling Bloodmage of Dracul is the only guy who blows the Bloodswell at low levels and laughs. He can also afford to, since he can convert for piety (convert something then convert the potion) and doesn't really need much besides the lvl up boon and it.
- He can also spike like you wouldn't believe, from really early on. (REALLY early on. I've walked up to bosses at lvl2 or 3 and only stopped chucking fireballs to munch of popcorn)
- A Halfling Priest with Naga Cauldron essentially IS Dracul.
- A Halfling Priest of EM with Avatar's Codex is absurd.
- The Halfling JJ Bloodmage is beyond absurd.
- A Halfling spellcaster going JJ into EM breaks the fabric of time and space apart.
- Any halfling spellcaster is probably either picking up extra health for the codex or casting a ton of stuff off of B2P (and the sillier ones do both). So fire heart and Crstaly ball sinergize, obviously.
- A Halfling EM Monk with Avatars Codex is pretty much the same thing as the Priest except you level up using the codex and then you can probably kick some ass.
- A halfling thief can get up to various Codex shennanigans, too.
- If you put an Alchemist Scroll on a Halfling he's also a Dwarf. If you put a Trisword on a halfling, he's also an Orc.
- If you have Naga Cauldron, 2 debuffs and a Cydstepp on a halfling he's also a Warlord on top of anything else he is.
- Halflings and Gnomes convert for GG piety, but only Halflings convert for Drac piety (and at a better rate)
- Bloodswell, the Drac boon, is one of the strongest refills in the game (100% health restore). Your average halfling can actually spike at least one boss down using health potions even at rather high levels (meaning no god use). I've done this to Blah Blah who's about as fat as a Super Meat Man, with no trisword so rather average damage. This is a LOT of spike.
- That's if you hoard potions, but you can still probably afford to blow a few to spike stuff while leveling.
- The only thing besides the warlord (who ignores health entirely) in the game which can do "self-cannon" on the Labyrinth AFAIK is the halfling monk. This means tanking hits from a frenzied high-damage boss in order to be knocked into another boss enough times to kill the other boss. And then kill the first boss.
- This means that spikey combat healthmonstering (a-la dwarves) is actually quite doable with halflings
- I've done lvl1 boss kills with halflings without the tri-sword even back when it was broken (because it was so broken it took all the fun out of doing it). They lack the damage of Orcs and Humans, but an endless supply of health potions means a bigass supply of TT potions.
- TT halflings also have the distinct benefit of being able to use health potions while leveling and still always have enough to get a load of TT potions.
- Halfling Transmuters can go infinite somehow, I ought to dig up that Astral's thread. I think it has somethign to do with The pactmaker boon which gives extra CP. So you get conversion for you conversion because you can convert while you convert.
- Any halfling with B2P can be a scary ole spellcaster. On top of whatever he is allready, as is always the case with halflings. Because they're their own GG, except one which lets you use B2P.
- A binlor Halfling with Bear mace has a ton of knockback damage but can get a load of mileage out of Stoneskin effortlessly. This is probably the cheapest boon spike in the game in terms of piety costs. Only works on bosses who don't do magic damage, tho. Works with any class, but you could probably get even Rogues to work.
- A binlor Halfling Priest with Bear mace needs more stoneskins but fewer potions. They CAN however prep the Zombie Dog. There being a cap on max piety puts a bit of a cramp on this, as you can only ever have 6 Stoneskins available, but you can get 2-3 more with knockback, and pissorff/endiswall during the fight if that's your thing.
- A halfling Berseker with Elven Boots hits magic damage stuff at a rate of 1 potion = 1 hit.
- So does a Halfling Taurog Berserker, except you do more damage and you can prep the trisword or whatever else. There's a lvl1 boss kill in there somewhere. With so few elements that it's hilarious.
- Not to even get into the Binlor Halfling Berserker, who'll do anything to anything.
I can't think of any more right now, but I've come up with the Halfling Taurog Berserker lvl1 boss kill just by writing this list, so there's probably more out there.
I could go into more detail, but no time right now, might do a proper textwall with detailed instructions somewhere down the road. If you guys got any, feel free to add yours!
So many people know about one or two of these, but these are all that I can think off of the top of my head, but there's probably more:
- A Halfling Bloodmage of Dracul is the only guy who blows the Bloodswell at low levels and laughs. He can also afford to, since he can convert for piety (convert something then convert the potion) and doesn't really need much besides the lvl up boon and it.
- He can also spike like you wouldn't believe, from really early on. (REALLY early on. I've walked up to bosses at lvl2 or 3 and only stopped chucking fireballs to munch of popcorn)
- A Halfling Priest with Naga Cauldron essentially IS Dracul.
- A Halfling Priest of EM with Avatar's Codex is absurd.
- The Halfling JJ Bloodmage is beyond absurd.
- A Halfling spellcaster going JJ into EM breaks the fabric of time and space apart.
- Any halfling spellcaster is probably either picking up extra health for the codex or casting a ton of stuff off of B2P (and the sillier ones do both). So fire heart and Crstaly ball sinergize, obviously.
- A Halfling EM Monk with Avatars Codex is pretty much the same thing as the Priest except you level up using the codex and then you can probably kick some ass.
- A halfling thief can get up to various Codex shennanigans, too.
- If you put an Alchemist Scroll on a Halfling he's also a Dwarf. If you put a Trisword on a halfling, he's also an Orc.
- If you have Naga Cauldron, 2 debuffs and a Cydstepp on a halfling he's also a Warlord on top of anything else he is.
- Halflings and Gnomes convert for GG piety, but only Halflings convert for Drac piety (and at a better rate)
- Bloodswell, the Drac boon, is one of the strongest refills in the game (100% health restore). Your average halfling can actually spike at least one boss down using health potions even at rather high levels (meaning no god use). I've done this to Blah Blah who's about as fat as a Super Meat Man, with no trisword so rather average damage. This is a LOT of spike.
- That's if you hoard potions, but you can still probably afford to blow a few to spike stuff while leveling.
- The only thing besides the warlord (who ignores health entirely) in the game which can do "self-cannon" on the Labyrinth AFAIK is the halfling monk. This means tanking hits from a frenzied high-damage boss in order to be knocked into another boss enough times to kill the other boss. And then kill the first boss.
- This means that spikey combat healthmonstering (a-la dwarves) is actually quite doable with halflings
- I've done lvl1 boss kills with halflings without the tri-sword even back when it was broken (because it was so broken it took all the fun out of doing it). They lack the damage of Orcs and Humans, but an endless supply of health potions means a bigass supply of TT potions.
- TT halflings also have the distinct benefit of being able to use health potions while leveling and still always have enough to get a load of TT potions.
- Halfling Transmuters can go infinite somehow, I ought to dig up that Astral's thread. I think it has somethign to do with The pactmaker boon which gives extra CP. So you get conversion for you conversion because you can convert while you convert.
- Any halfling with B2P can be a scary ole spellcaster. On top of whatever he is allready, as is always the case with halflings. Because they're their own GG, except one which lets you use B2P.
- A binlor Halfling with Bear mace has a ton of knockback damage but can get a load of mileage out of Stoneskin effortlessly. This is probably the cheapest boon spike in the game in terms of piety costs. Only works on bosses who don't do magic damage, tho. Works with any class, but you could probably get even Rogues to work.
- A binlor Halfling Priest with Bear mace needs more stoneskins but fewer potions. They CAN however prep the Zombie Dog. There being a cap on max piety puts a bit of a cramp on this, as you can only ever have 6 Stoneskins available, but you can get 2-3 more with knockback, and pissorff/endiswall during the fight if that's your thing.
- A halfling Berseker with Elven Boots hits magic damage stuff at a rate of 1 potion = 1 hit.
- So does a Halfling Taurog Berserker, except you do more damage and you can prep the trisword or whatever else. There's a lvl1 boss kill in there somewhere. With so few elements that it's hilarious.
- Not to even get into the Binlor Halfling Berserker, who'll do anything to anything.
I can't think of any more right now, but I've come up with the Halfling Taurog Berserker lvl1 boss kill just by writing this list, so there's probably more out there.
I could go into more detail, but no time right now, might do a proper textwall with detailed instructions somewhere down the road. If you guys got any, feel free to add yours!