Any hope for a twerk patch?

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Re: Any hope for a twerk patch?

Postby caviar on Wed Feb 11, 2015 3:58 pm

Lujo wrote:May I suggest dwarves for those who like large posteriors and can't tell a falsehood on the subject?


Yeah, man, it's all about that female dwarf paladin. I'd let her prep my RBS any day of the week.
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Re: Any hope for a twerk patch?

Postby dislekcia on Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:25 am

Uh. Thread taking a turn for the worse here.

The RBS doesn't pierce resistance to unwanted and inappropriate sexual advances. It can pierce societal resistance to progressive ideas though.
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Re: Any hope for a twerk patch?

Postby Lujo on Thu Feb 12, 2015 12:10 pm

Well if anyone tries anything inappropriate with the little church nut, she'll call upon Earthmother to punish them with corrosion. Then they'll have to see an apothecary about a burn salve.
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Re: Any hope for a twerk patch?

Postby MTaur on Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:49 pm

I chuckled at the RBS thing because it felt more like a parody than the real thing, but it is sort of close to sleazy territory.
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Re: Any hope for a twerk patch?

Postby Darvin on Thu Feb 12, 2015 5:31 pm

MTaur wrote:I chuckled at the RBS thing because it felt more like a parody than the real thing, but it is sort of close to sleazy territory.

Oh, definitely in Sleazy territory. I had to fight the urge to post some zingers about compression seals, item conversion, randomized adventurer gender, and how you need to usually prep a burn cure salve with the RBS because it leaves you so vulnerable to status ailments.
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