by Darvin on Thu Nov 12, 2015 11:47 pm
Purely for entertainment purposes; no attempt was made to seriously consider the ramifications of such a deity:
Packmaster
God of inventory management, hoarding, and typos
Starting Piety:
* Grants piety for all items in your inventory (+2 for potions, +5 for small items, +10 for large items; alchemy seals and food exempt)
* Grants a free WONAFYT glyph
Likes:
* Items entering your inventory (+2 for potions, +5 for other small items, +10 for large items; alchemy seals and food exempt)
Dislikes:
* Items leaving your inventory (conversion, usage, etc) (-2 for potions, -5 for other small items, -10 for large items; alchemy seals and food exempt)
Punishment:
* Adds an unconvertable loadstone to your inventory that takes up space and gives you slow strike. If your inventory is full, he makes all your items unconvertable instead.
Boons:
Efficient Packing (repeatable)
10+5 piety
Grants you one free compression seal.
Bargain Hunter (repeatable)
10+5 piety
Creates a new Bezar shop nearby, grants a 10% discount on your next shop purchase (stacking if you take this boon multiple times in a row)
Trinket (repeatable)
1 piety
Creates a trinket in your inventory, a small item that does nothing. Drains 10 conversion from each large-sized item in your inventory (similar to wizard bonus). Normal piety gain for acquiring a small-sized item. Fails if your inventory is full.
Monster Collector (repeatable)
10 piety
Puts a monster in your inventory. Does not heal damage while in your inventory. Can be removed from your inventory at any time. Can be taken out of the dungeon and lockered.
Hoarder
50 piety
Gain 5 XP for every item in your inventory. Stacks of items count as 1 item. All items in your inventory at the time become unconvertable.