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Quotes of the adventurer's inconveniently early end

Posted:
Mon Nov 23, 2015 12:41 pm
by Tinker
Alas, poor hero, the die is cast
Your body's broken, your time has passed
But fear ye not, and take ye heart,
In the post-dungeon menu, just hit "Restart".
Re: Quotes of the adventurer's inconveniently early end

Posted:
Mon Nov 23, 2015 4:55 pm
by Darvin
Little Joe Fighter
Pulled an all-nighter
Clearing the goblins away
Along came a gorgon
Of whose death seemed forgone
But Joe was stoned anyway...
Re: Quotes of the adventurer's inconveniently early end

Posted:
Mon Nov 23, 2015 9:16 pm
by smuglapse
Re: Quotes of the adventurer's inconveniently early end

Posted:
Mon Nov 23, 2015 9:30 pm
by Darvin
I just came up with it on the spot. Did have to think carefully about what would be an appropriate rhyme for "Gorgon", though.
Re: Quotes of the adventurer's inconveniently early end

Posted:
Wed Nov 25, 2015 4:53 pm
by MTaur
Giving these away for free? That's crazy.
Re: Quotes of the adventurer's inconveniently early end

Posted:
Wed Nov 25, 2015 4:55 pm
by MTaur
GRUHHHHH
RARRRHHHGGGGG
GRUHUHUHNNN
GRAWAR GRRROR
- Magekill's last words
Re: Quotes of the adventurer's inconveniently early end

Posted:
Wed Nov 25, 2015 6:52 pm
by William
Re: Quotes of the adventurer's inconveniently early end

Posted:
Wed Dec 02, 2015 11:57 am
by Zazzlegut
Black space is all gone
Two bosses still unvanquished
Elf monk feels hopeless
Re: Quotes of the adventurer's inconveniently early end

Posted:
Wed Dec 02, 2015 9:54 pm
by Lujo
The twitchy mouse buttons doom
warlords of highest standing and class
the final thought that remains
is "missclick-protection" my a**