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Re: Desktop Haikus

PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:56 am
by dislekcia
ZokWobblefotz wrote:
    I IS BERSERKER!
    LIKE SHINY THINGS AND CRACKED SKULLS!
    RAGWARARR! RUAARAGH!


Bwahahaha!

Re: Desktop Haikus

PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:12 am
by ZokWobblefotz
xD

I found I could relate all too well with speedball's, lol:

xspeedballx wrote:THE BEST RUN EVER!
THE BOSS IS DEAD IN MINUTES!
OOPS! Misclicked Gorgon.

Re: Desktop Haikus

PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:32 am
by ZokWobblefotz
    No more work today.
    A choice: Chores? Desktop Dungeons?
    *web* *bookmark* *login*

Re: Desktop Haikus

PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:15 pm
by Naoya
The pic in the first post really cracks me up for some reason. It's 15 minutes since I looked at it, and I still laugh.
My humor's weird like that.
Thanks alot for it :lol: !


Ah, Desktop Dungeons
It is getting late already
Oh, just one more run!

Re: Desktop Haikus

PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:21 pm
by ZokWobblefotz
Naoya wrote:The pic in the first post really cracks me up for some reason. It's 15 minutes since I looked at it, and I still laugh.


Haha! Yeah I absolutely love that pic.

Re: Desktop Haikus

PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:58 pm
by Darvin
This is a test of
the emergency dungeon
broadcasting system


A Rogue and Monk meet
Unstoppable collides with
the Immovable


One attack point short
Now I lose everything
For there is no spoon


Bleaty charges, but
Nothing is there. The goat's head
is missing; WEYTWUT?


Vampiric, Venom,
Burning, Fine, Tri, Really Big;
Need more space for swords


Ribs broken, missing
Spleen, punctured lung bleeding,
Thank god for CYDSTEPP


There is nothing more
formidably imposing
than Lujo's ranting


This was a test of
the emergency dungeon
broadcasting system

Re: Desktop Haikus

PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:11 am
by Lujo
Five hundred runs in
vicious rewards start looking
like five bright full moons

Three minutes prepping
class and race selected, what
quest am I on now?

Looking at my items
what did I NOT prep might tell
which quest I am on

Boss throphy ready
better grab unstoppable -
might be the quest!

Lemisi spamin'
scouting preps never left us
they're a class now

Gambling addiction
has me betting on the boss
Purist evades me

Brevity I like,
yet, having my time wasted
prompts a reaction

Re: Desktop Haikus

PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:42 am
by ZokWobblefotz
    My technique flawless,
    My strikes kindred with lightning,
    I am ASSASSIN.
    *vanish*

Re: Desktop Haikus

PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:05 am
by Sylliqoue
I gained zot for free
With it horatio finished
Nope Fatal Error.

Re: Desktop Haikus

PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 1:42 am
by ZokWobblefotz
    Other games vanquished.
    End of internet witnessed.
    Desktop Dungeons Beta!