Gnome Thief in Slime Pits
Dear Diary,
Today I ventured into the Slime Pits. There were lots of nasty monsters. I had to rely on my wits, and the gifts - and curses - of a mischievous patron. I learned a lot, and also found beautiful shiny coins and some rare artifacts. I found a lot of ingredients for my Special Recipe (TM), and I brewed - and drunk - perhaps a bit too many potions; however, I felt that I could learn a lot from how the booze changed my thinking and behavior... I even flirted with some monsters, although as far as I could tell, they did not particularly appreciate my approaches. My patron - perhaps angered by my constant drinking on the job - found it fitting to show his omnipotence by sapping the strength and speed from my arms, which was a bit uncalled for, if you ask me; however, by then I was already rather merry thanks to all the potions I have quaffed, and so I didn't make a big fuss about it.