The obviously dwarf run PQI was not amused by my sarcasm and has decided to send a dwarven warlord to teach me a lesson! You don't wan't dwarven assassins everywhere? You get Dwarven Warlords! In a place where you have a warlord, but don't have an assassin, on top of 75% completion!
And when you're done we'll send you in there with a Dwarf Assassin, because are there any other kind?
(Well, to be fair I've been getting some halfling assasins, too.
And as long as the badge is reasonable, dwarf assassins aren't even that bad - I'm just incredibly tired of them.)
Kids, seriously, take whatever you have lockered out of the locker, put a platemail, fire heart, a bloody sigil and a keg of health in there, then play your platemail dwarf fighters and assasin for the dings, your fire heart dwarven paladins and priests for the regen, your dwarven tinkers for hobbler's badges and your dwarf monks and bloodmages because theyre pretty worthwhile. Prep drac a bunch, can't hurt depending on when you join him. Otherwise dwarfs will take over your PQI and give you PTSD.