User:OrigamiGuy

OrigamiGuy
Desktop Dungeon Monster
Attack	Not really
Health	Out of shape
Abilities	Opening too many browser tabs at once
Unlocked by	Never unlocked, but that's probably a good thing
Notes

OrigamiGuy is normally found crawling the dungeon late at night, looking for newer and cleverer ways to kill his characters off. He is a long-time veteran and almost-never winner of many Roguelikes, and plays Desktop Dungeons when he gets frustrated with ToME 2 (which is quite often).

Statistics

• Health: Dubious
• Damage: Psychological, if at all
• Verbal attack
• Exercise resistance 95%, Baked Goods resistance -70%

Strategies

OrigamiGuy can be defeated by just about anything, though he loves to lose games of RISK and Scrabble most of all. He is a rare encounter and will not attack, ever, but if the player feels threatened by him they can simply distract him with the EXBAWKS Glyph, rendering him harmless for quite some time. Apple-filled pastries work almost as well.

Boss info

OrigamiGuy's boss form is indistinguishable from his regular form, although it does have a rather comfy pair of socks.